Hog Wild

Well, it is finally here!

I don't mean to make light of biblical prophecies, but it seems like the plagues are coming. Wow, talk about cutting into my drive time with the Green Goblin. This is like a black cloud out of nowhere! How small the orb of Earth seems when perceived through the eye of a virus, huh? But, not to worry; just keep washing those hands, cover your mouth when coughing or sneezing, and keep administering the normal dosages of alcohol. Stay clean, as Motorhead would say.

To speed. . .